Quotes from the Movie The Chumscrubber

What are you talking about, man? Who?

Dean Stiffle

Why did you kidnap my brother?

Dean Stiffle

I all ready told you...

Dean Stiffle

Fine. Kill him.

Dean Stiffle

I feel that it must have been unfulfilling for him.

Dean Stiffle

Dad, if you write about me again in another one of your stupid books, I'm going to kill you.

Dean Stiffle

You know, there are several major book chains that would be willing to disagree with you on that point.

Dean Stiffle

Try wanted to play guitar in a rock band -be famous- but he knew he wasn't any good and he felt stupid for wishing that. He had a crush on this girl since he was 13, that he'd never talked to. But he probably wished he would've. He liked you, but he felt sorry for you. He was afraid he'd be like his dad. He was really, really smart, but he kept all his ideas to himself, unless you asked. He took great pictures of people without them even knowing. I miss him, you know? He was my friend. He was my best friend. And I hate myself that I didn't even know he was about to do this.

Dean Stiffle

I just thought you should know that, in no way whatsoever, do I blame you for Troy's death.

Mrs. Johnson

It's my fault. I know it is. I didn't even know him. I didn't know my own son.

Mrs. Johnson

Hello? Ask for Dean. Is Dean there, please?

Billy

I don't think you're listening. You are going to get me Troy's drugs.

Billy

Don't push me, psycho.

Billy

He said for us to kill him. Maybe he is crazy.

Billy

Here's the deal, psycho. Troy has something we need, and since you guys were such good butt-buddies, you're gonna go get it for us.

Billy